The Faggatoir: Open Heart Surgery

Are you haunted by nightmares you can’t explain to others due to risk of sectioning? You want to be sectioned but can’t get anyone to take you seriously? Feeling lethargic and uninspired? Are your lungs full of a mysterious sugary vape liquid? Are you struggling to get an appointment for these maladies through conventional methods?

Then why not come down for a consultation with one of our team of legitimate, non-sinister doctors, nurses, psychiatrists, and clown dentists. Prices per consultation starts as low as £5!!

Our host team will help you feel settled after you check in, will ease and not exacerbate your health-related fears, and offer unsolicited advice on your condition or overall appearance.

Our host team includes:

Charles the Princess

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